pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?”
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: michaelaudet, via kilika-guurl)
